Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Gronk, somethin’ or other. People keep talkin’ ’bout his IQ, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks use to measure brains. Now, I ain’t never seen a brain measured, but they say his is good for football.
Football? Oh, that’s that game where big fellas run around throwin’ a pigskin. Gronk, he’s one of them big fellas. Real big. Tall like a beanpole and strong like an ox. They say he’s smart about the football game. Knows where to run and catch and all that.
- He catches the ball good. That’s important, see? Gotta catch the ball to score points.
- He runs fast, too, for a big fella. Like a horse, kinda.
- And he don’t fall down easy. Stands his ground, like a stubborn mule.
They call him a tight end, whatever that means. Sounds like a stuck door, but I guess it’s somethin’ important in that football game. Folks say he’s one of the best at bein’ a tight end. Guess that means he’s good at catchin’ and runnin’ and not fallin’ down.
Now, I heard some folks say he ain’t smart ’cause he likes to have fun. Says he’s a goofball. Well, I say, what’s wrong with havin’ a little fun? Life’s too short to be serious all the time. And just ’cause a fella likes to laugh don’t mean he ain’t got no brains. He’s gotta be smart to play that football game, right? Gotta remember all them plays and stuff. Sounds complicated to me.
I seen him on the TV box once. Big fella, alright. Smile on his face, like he’s enjoyin’ himself. That’s good, I say. Nothin’ wrong with bein’ happy. And if he’s good at that football game and makin’ folks happy, well, that’s somethin’ to be proud of.
They say he played for some fancy teams, like the Patriots and the Buccaneers. Don’t know much about them teams, but they must be good if they got Gronk. He helped them win somethin’ called the Super Bowl. Sounds like a big soup bowl, but I guess it’s a trophy or somethin’. Anyways, it’s a big deal, they say.
People keep talkin’ about his IQ. IQ, IQ, IQ. What’s all the fuss about? He plays football good, he makes people happy, he seems like a nice fella. That’s good enough for me. Don’t need no fancy numbers to tell me if a fella’s got a good head on his shoulders.
So, if you ask me ’bout Gronk’s IQ, I’ll tell ya this: he’s a good fella who plays football real good. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it? Don’t need no fancy words or numbers. Just common sense, like knowin’ to catch the ball and run fast. That’s all a fella needs.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They don’t care about no IQ, they just want their corn.
Tags: Rob Gronkowski, Football, IQ, Sports, Athlete
