Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this wrestling match, ya know, the one with that Cody Rhodes fella. Seems like he’s been busy beatin’ folks up, and this time it was against some young whippersnapper named Dominik Mysterio. They say it was for some big ol’ title, somethin’ they call the “Undisputed WWE Universal Championship.” Sounds fancy, huh? But lemme tell ya, wrestling ain’t about fancy names, it’s about who can knock the other fella down and keep ’em there.
Now, this Cody fella, he just won this big title at somethin’ called WrestleMania. Folks say it was a big deal, lots of hoopla and whatnot. And this Dominik, well, he’s been pesterin’ Cody for a while now, tryin’ to get a piece of him, ya know? They had some words on that “Miz TV” thing, whatever that is. Sounded like a bunch of jawin’ to me, but I guess that’s how these wrestlers do things these days.
Anyways, they finally got in the ring, over there in London, at some place called the O2 Arena. Big place, I hear. And it was a “dark match,” which means they didn’t put it on TV right away. Probably didn’t want folks to see Dominik gettin’ his butt whooped too bad, haha! They said it showed how much these two didn’t like each other, this “rivalry” they called it. Rivalry? Shoot, back in my day, we just called it a good ol’ fashioned scrap!
Cody, he’s been holdin’ onto that title for a good long while now, they say 200 days. That’s a lotta days to be wearin’ a big shiny belt. He even fought that AJ Styles fella, and that Logan Paul one too. Kept beatin’ ’em all, though. Folks say he’s the top fella in this wrestling business now. Guess that means he’s tougher than a boiled owl, right? They also said he’s been defending that title a lot more than that other fella, Roman, did when he had it. Guess Cody ain’t afraid of a fight, unlike some folks.
- This match with Dominik was his first title defense after WrestleMania.
- They called the match intense, but I bet it just means they hit each other real hard.
- It took place in London, England.
- Folks say Cody is the top star now.
Now, they didn’t give me all the details of the fight, ya know, like how many punches they threw or who got slammed where. But the bottom line is, Cody beat Dominik. Kept that title, see? That’s all that matters in wrestlin’, ain’t it? You win, you keep the belt. You lose, well, ya go home and lick yer wounds.
They said Cody’s been with this WWE company since 2022. Seems like he’s doin’ alright for himself. And this Dominik, well, he’s still young. Maybe he’ll get another shot at Cody someday. But he better toughen up, ’cause Cody ain’t no pushover. He’s the champ, and he ain’t givin’ up that title without a fight. And from what I hear, he’s ready to fight anybody, anywhere, anytime. That’s what a real champion does, I reckon. He don’t back down from nothin’.
So that’s the story, y’all. Cody won, Dominik lost. End of story. Now, if ya’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about wrestlin’s made me hungry. Maybe I’ll make some fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Now that’s a good meal for a tough ol’ bird like me. And if any of them wrestlers want some, they better come quick, ’cause I ain’t savin’ ’em none! They can fight for that too if they want!
I don’t know much about these fancy wrestling moves, but I know a winner when I see one. And Cody, he seems like a winner. He’s tough, he’s strong, and he don’t quit. That’s what it takes to be a champion, in wrestling or in life, I tell ya. So good on him, I say. He earned that title, and he’s gonna keep on fightin’ to keep it. And that’s all there is to it, folks. Don’t let nobody tell ya different.
Tags: [Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, WWE, Undisputed WWE Universal Championship, WrestleMania, London, Wrestling]
