Alright, let’s talk about this Calamity Empress Ashe, ya hear? Folks keep jabberin’ on about her, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even if I ain’t no fancy gamer or nothin’.
First off, this “Mercy mythic design,” whatever that is, they say it’d be perfect for her. Sounds pretty, I guess. Like somethin’ you’d wear to church on Sunday, all shiny and new. But what I wanna know is, does it help her shoot straighter? That’s what matters, ain’t it? You can be all dolled up, but if you can’t hit the broad side of a barn, what good is it?
Now, they got all these “viable options” for players, dependin’ on where they’re at in the game and what class they picked. Sounds complicated, like pickin’ out beans at the market – so many kinds, makes your head spin. They say it’s like a menu, lots to choose from. I say, just give me the strongest one, the one that’ll get the job done. No need for all that fancy-pants choosin’.
- Kiting is important. They keep sayin’ “kiting” is the big thing with Ashe. Sounds like flyin’ a kite, but I reckon it ain’t. It’s about dancin’ around, shootin’ and movin’, shootin’ and movin’. Keeps you outta trouble, see? Like when you’re tryin’ to swat a fly – you gotta be quick on your feet.
- Season 13, huh? These folks got a whole guide for Season 13. Dedicated “Ashe enthusiasts,” they call themselves. Sounds like a bunch of busybodies to me, always fussin’ over the details. But I guess if you wanna be the best, you gotta pay attention to that stuff. Me? I just shoot what I see.
Then there’s this talk about killin’ bosses in the Calamity Mod. Folks gettin’ stuck, can’t get past ’em. So they got these “best loadouts” for different classes, melee and such. Loadouts? Sounds like somethin’ you’d haul on a wagon. But it’s just the gear you use, the weapons and such. For melee, they got all sorts of fancy names, makes my tongue tied. But it’s all about hittin’ hard, I reckon. Knockin’ them bosses down before they knock you down.
And this “Stardust dragon staff,” they say it’s the best for Ashe. Sticks with her, even when you’re far away. Sounds like a good dog, that one. But then they talk about this “xeno staff,” usin’ it day and night. Confusin’, ain’t it? So many choices, makes your head swim. I say, pick one and stick with it. Learn to use it good, and you’ll be fine.
To sum it all up, this Ashe character seems mighty powerful. But it ain’t just about the gear or the fancy moves. It’s about knowin’ what you’re doin’, bein’ quick on your feet, and havin’ a good aim. That’s what I always say. You can have all the fancy tools in the world, but if you don’t know how to use ’em, they ain’t worth a hill of beans.
So go on, give her a try. But remember what I said, keep it simple, keep it movin’, and keep on shootin’. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll be the next Calamity Empress, or whatever they call it.
And don’t forget, ain’t nothin’ wrong with askin’ for a bit of help now and then. Even us old folks gotta learn sometime.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about that Calamity Empress Ashe. Hope it helps ya somehow. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. Them chickens ain’t gonna feed themselves, ya know.
Tags: [Ashe, Calamity Mod, Guide, Loadouts, Kiting, Bosses, Weapons, Strategy, Season 13, Gameplay]
