You know, I heard about these Fatu twins, them wrestling boys. Big strong fellas, they are. One’s name is Jimmy, I reckon, and the other one, Jey. Or maybe it’s the other way around. They are both the same to me, those Fatu twins. Born in, uh, 1985, I think. August 22nd, yep. In San Francisco, that’s where they came from.
These Fatu twins, they’re part of that big wrestling family, the Anoa’i family, from them Samoa islands. Lots of wrestlers in that bunch. Big, strong people. That’s what I heard. They wrestle good, those boys. Always jumping around and throwing each other. Makes my old bones ache just watching them.
They got a real name, these Fatu twins. Jimmy, I think his real name is Jonathan. Jonathan Solofa Fatu, that’s it. And Jey, his real name is Joshua. Joshua Samuel Fatu. It’s hard to keep up, these names. I just call them Fatu twins, that’s easier. That’s what everyone calls ’em anyway. They wrestle together, always together, those two. Like two peas in a pod, they are.
Now, they ain’t the only Fatu’s around, no sir. They got a brother, I hear, name of Jacob. He’s a big shot too, they say. A real champion, that one. Then there’s a girl, a sister, they call her Myracle, but her real name is Miracle, if you can believe it. And another brother, Marley, youngest of them all. They say he might wrestle too someday. That whole family, they’re just full of wrestlers.
The Fatu twins, they wrestle for that WWE. That’s that big wrestling show on the TV. Lots of folks watch that. I seen it a time or two. All that yelling and carrying on. Not my cup of tea, but folks seem to like it.
They got uncles and cousins and all sorts in that wrestling family. Some of ’em are real famous, I hear. Rikishi, that’s one of ’em. And Yokozuna, another one. And them Wild Samoans, Afa and, uh, Sika, I believe. The Fatu twins are related to them all. All these Samoan wrestlers. It’s a big family, that’s for sure.
These Fatu twins, they’re good at what they do, I guess. Folks sure do like to watch ’em. They are always together, those two. They say that’s a real thing about twins. But not all the brothers in that family is the same, only these two, the Fatu twins. I guess that’s what it is being a twin. But I wouldn’t know nothin’ about that.
- Jimmy and Jey are the Fatu twins.
- They are from the Anoa’i family.
- They were born in San Francisco.
- They wrestle in the WWE.
- They have a brother Jacob, a sister Miracle, and another brother Marley.
This whole Fatu twins, this whole wrestling family thing, it’s a lot to take in. But they seem like good boys, those Fatu twins. Workin’ hard, makin’ a living. Can’t fault ’em for that. And they’re making their family proud, especially for this special time, the Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month. It’s good to see the young folks doing well.
Now, their daddy, I heard he used to wrestle too. Went by the name of Tama, or the Tonga Kid. Seems like it just runs in the blood, this wrestling. Like it’s in their bones or somethin’. They all are born in 1965. Can you believe it? Twins! These Fatu twins are the children’s children of their daddy’s generation. Well, I guess that’s how it goes. Time marches on.
These Fatu twins, they’re probably millionaires by now, with all that wrestling money. Good for them, I say. They earned it. All that jumping around and getting thrown about. It ain’t easy work, that’s for sure. I’d rather be sitting here, watching the birds, than doing all that. But to each their own, I reckon.
So, yeah, these Fatu twins, they’re somethin’ else. A real piece of work, those two. But they seem like good boys. Hard workers. And they’re family, through and through. That’s what matters, ain’t it? Family. Sticking together. Like those Fatu twins do. Always together, those two. Always.
