Okay, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this here football thing. Lotsa folks been askin’ about this David Njoku fella and this other one, Kyle Pitts. Which one’s better? Which one should ya pick for your, uh, “fantasy” football, they call it? Sounds silly to me, but what do I know? I just watch the games when my grandson, bless his heart, comes to visit.
Now, this Njoku, he’s been doin’ real good lately, I hear. Past couple of weeks, he’s been like a house on fire! Catchin’ all them balls, scorin’ them touchdowns. Makes a body wanna holler and cheer, even if ya don’t rightly understand all the rules.
- That Njoku, he’s a strong one.
- He runs like a deer, that boy!
- He catches the ball real good, too.
This other fella, Kyle Pitts, I ain’t heard as much about him recently. Don’t mean he ain’t good, just means I ain’t heard much. Maybe he’s been havin’ a bit of a rough patch. Happens to the best of ’em, even them big strong football players. My old man used to say, “Even the best plow horse stumbles sometimes.”
So, you wanna know who to pick? Well, that’s a tough one. If I was a bettin’ woman, and I ain’t sayin’ I am, but if I was, I’d probably put my money on that David Njoku right now. He’s just got that fire in his belly, ya know? Like a chicken runnin’ with its head cut off, but in a good way! He is hot stuff for fantasy football.
This Kyle Pitts, he might be good too, but he ain’t showin’ it as much right now. Maybe he needs a good home-cooked meal and a hug from his grandma. That’s what I’d do for my grandson if he was havin’ a hard time. Fix him right up!
They say you should “start” the one who is the best in a given week for fantasy football. They talking about these football players like they are some race horses.
When this David Njoku is playin’ with that one fella, that Winston, he is really good, i hear! They got some kind of magic together, like biscuits and gravy. Six games he played with that Winston, and they were like two peas in a pod, scorin’ points like crazy. Good for fantasy football.
Someone told me, if a player is a “Must Start,” you gotta keep them in your lineup. What’s a lineup? Sounds like somethin’ you do at the grocery store. And you “sit” the other players. These football folks have some strange words, don’t they?
They say this Njoku fella got targeted, like someone was aimin’ at him, thirty times in two games. And he got three touchdowns! Sounds like he was busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox. And he got some points for this fantasy football thing. Like, 21.7 points! What does that even mean?
I remember one time, my rooster, old Pete, he got out of the coop and ran all over the yard. That’s what this Njoku reminds me of. Just runnin’ all over the field, causin’ a ruckus. Good for him! He is good for your fantasy football lineup.
So, if you got this David Njoku on your “fantasy” team, I reckon you should play him. He’s like a good luck charm right now. Like findin’ a four-leaf clover in your garden. You don’t find that every day!
This other one, Kyle Pitts, well, maybe you should give him a rest for now. Like I said, maybe he just needs a little time to get his feet back under him. Like a newborn calf tryin’ to stand up for the first time. Just give that Kyle Pitts some time.
But hey, what do I know? I’m just a simple person. I like my garden, my chickens, and watchin’ my stories on the television. But if you’re gonna play that fantasy football, I reckon you should listen to what folks are sayin’ about that David Njoku. He seems to be the one to watch right now. He is the better choice than Kyle Pitts.
Just remember, it’s all a game. Don’t get your feathers too ruffled over it. Like my old man used to say, “It ain’t worth cryin’ over spilled milk.” Just enjoy the game, and may the best team win! Or, in this case, may the best “fantasy” team win, I reckon.
