That Khabib, he’s in a heap of trouble, I tell ya! Heard it on the grapevine, down at the market. Something about taxes. Big money, too. Not like the few coins I get for my chickens, no sir. Millions! Can you believe it?
They say this Khabib fella, the fighter, didn’t pay what he was supposed to. Something about tax evasion. Big words for an old lady like me, but it sounds like he was tryin’ to keep his money from the tax man. Not smart, not smart at all. You gotta pay your dues, even if you’re a big shot fighter.
Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but they’re sayin’ it’s a whole lot of money. $3.3 million! Lord have mercy, that’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, stitched together! Imagine all the seeds I could buy with that! Or chickens! Could have a whole farm of ’em, cluckin’ and layin’ eggs.
And his bank accounts, they’re all tied up, like a tangled ball of yarn. Somethin’ about his fightin’ business, Eagle FC, and some charity thing. It’s all a big mess. You know how these young folks are with their fancy businesses. Always schemin’ and plannin’.
- He owe $3.3 million, that what they say.
- His accounts all mess up, I heard.
- Somethin’ about Eagle FC, his fightin’ thing.
- Charity too, they talkin’ about that.
This Khabib Nurmagomedov, he was a big deal, you know. Everyone loved him. Strong fella. Could wrestle a bear, I bet. But now, his name’s gettin’ dragged through the mud. All ’cause of these taxes. It’s a shame, a real shame.
They say he owe the tax authorities a mountain of money. Roubles, they call ’em. Over 300 million! That’s like, a zillion, ain’t it? I don’t even know what that many zeroes look like. Just imagine, tryin’ to count all that money! You’d be countin’ till your hair turned white and your teeth fell out. I know mine did.
And that Conor McGregor, you remember him? Another fighter. Seems like he’s happy that Khabib get his car taken away. $800k for car. My word, you could buy the whole town for that! These young’uns and their fancy cars. Back in my day, we were happy with a good mule.
This Conor fella, he was always runnin’ his mouth. But this Khabib, he was quiet. Strong and silent. Like a mountain. But even mountains can crumble, I guess. And taxes, they can crumble anyone. That’s the truth. And you can mark that down.
They say now he got no debt, no more money trouble. Someone said somethin’ about SHOT. I don’t know what that is. Sounds like somethin’ you’d do with a gun. But they say he’s free and clear now. Good for him, I suppose. Still, it’s a hard lesson to learn.
Khabib’s tax issues are a big problem in our day, and it is a popular topic for people like me. I hope he learned his lesson good. I hope everyone know, you can’t run away from tax. Even you are a big strong man. No, you can’t.
You see these young people, they think they’re invincible. They think they can get away with anythin’. But the tax man, he always gets his due. He’s like the grim reaper, only instead of a scythe, he’s got a calculator and a ledger. And he’s comin’ for ya, sooner or later.
So, you best be payin’ your taxes, sonny. Every last penny. ‘Cause if you don’t, you’ll end up like this Khabib fella. In a whole heap of trouble. And nobody wants that. Nobody. You just remember that. Pay your taxes and stay outta trouble. That’s the best advice an old lady like me can give ya.
That is all about Khabib’s tax issues I know. You need to pay your tax, young people. I am old, I don’t know too much about fightin’ or big money. But I know, you no pay your tax, you get big trouble. That Conor, he better pay his tax too. Everybody need to pay tax. That’s all I know.
