Well, howdy there! You wanna know about them… uh… “litas boobs,” huh? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, though. I just talk plain, like it is.
First off, this “Lita,” seems she’s some kinda gal on TV. A wrestler, they say. Strong woman, I reckon, tossing folks around like ragdolls. And seems like some folks are awful interested in her… chest, you know? Her “boobs” as you young’uns call ‘em.
Now, I ain’t seen much TV myself. Too busy with chores and such. But I heard tell there’s pictures and videos all over the place. On that there “internet” thingamajig. They say you can find all sorts of pictures there. Big ones, small ones, bouncy ones… Lordy! Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over somethin’ natural. Every woman’s got ‘em, ain’t they? Just some are bigger, some are smaller, that’s all.
- Some folks like big, I guess. They say on the internet, there’s “huge boobs pics galleries.” Sounds like a lot of lookin’ at ladies, if you ask me.
- Then there’s talk about “bouncing boobs.” I reckon that’s when they, you know, jiggle around when she’s movin’. Like when you’re runnin’ after a runaway chicken, everything jiggles! It’s just life, ain’t it?
They got movies, too, it seems. Not the kind I watch with the cows in the pasture, mind you. These are… different. They call ‘em “HD sex tube site” movies. Sounds kinda dirty if you ask me. But folks watch ‘em, I guess. They got one with this Lita wrestlin’ and… well, you get the picture.
And this “Dreamers” movie? Seems like it ain’t got nothin’ to do with wrestlin’, but it’s got somethin’ people like, if you catch my drift. They say it’s an “awesome” scene. I don’t know what’s so awesome about it, probably just folks bein’… folks.
This Lita, she ain’t just a wrestler, though. They say she’s a “television personality” and a “singer” too. And a “WWE Hall of Fame inductee.” Fancy words for a gal who likes to throw punches and… well, show off her… assets, I guess. They take “hot photos” of her. Makes me think of a hot summer day, but I reckon they mean somethin’ different.
There’s websites, too, just for lookin’ at pictures. Like this “EroMe” place. Sounds foreign, don’t it? They say it’s the best place to share… “erotic pics.” Lord have mercy! Folks got a lot of time on their hands these days.
And more movies! “Wwe Diva Lita Big Boobs porn videos.” They don’t beat around the bush, do they? Just come right out and say it. “Porn.” And “HD quality” too. Sounds like they’re real clear, those movies. Too clear, if you ask me.
Then there’s this “litas_secrets nude” stuff. “Nude” means naked, you know. Like when you’re takin’ a bath. But these folks, they make movies about it. A whole lotta movies, it sounds like.
Well, that’s about all I know about these “litas boobs.” Seems like a whole lotta fuss about somethin’ God gave her. But folks will be folks, I reckon. They like lookin’ and talkin’ and watchin’. Me? I got chores to do. Cows to milk, chickens to feed. That’s enough excitement for one old lady. But if you’re into all that lookin’, well, it seems like there’s plenty out there for ya. Just don’t get yourself into trouble, ya hear?
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