Alright, let’s talk about them katsu seeds, or whatever those city folks call ’em. I ain’t no fancy scientist, but I know a thing or two about what’s good for ya belly.
Now, some folks say these katsu seeds come from some kinda desert plant. A mint plant, they say. Sounds kinda strange, a mint growin’ in the desert, but what do I know? They also call ’em “chia,” which sounds like somethin’ a cat would cough up, if you ask me. But hey, names ain’t important, what’s inside is.
Them seeds, they’re tiny little things, black and white, like a speckled chicken. I hear they come from way down south, Mexico way, or somethin’. Don’t matter where they come from, long as they do the job, right?
- Good for your insides: I hear tell these seeds are good for ya. They got all sorts of stuff in ’em, like them “omega” things. Like what you find in fish, but without the fishy smell.
- Keeps ya regular: And fiber! Lord knows, we all need more fiber. Keeps things movin’, if you catch my drift. No more sittin’ on the pot for hours, straining like you’re tryin’ to birth a calf.
- Strong like ox: And then there’s this “protein” stuff. Makes ya strong, I guess. Like eatin’ a whole chicken, but in a tiny little seed. Handy, ain’t it?
Now, I ain’t never seen a field of these katsu seeds. But I seen plenty of folks eatin’ ’em. They put ’em in bread, in their yogurt, even in their water. Crazy, I tell ya. But if it makes ’em healthy, who am I to judge?
Some folks, they get all hung up on whether the seeds are black or white. Like it matters! A chicken is a chicken, whether it’s black or white, ain’t it? Same goes for these seeds, I reckon.
I heard tell there’s other seeds too, like flax seeds and hemp seeds. More seeds than you can shake a stick at! But these katsu seeds, they seem to be the popular ones. Maybe ’cause they got more of that protein stuff, or maybe ’cause them city folks just like fancy names.
Now, some folks say flax seeds are better ’cause they got more of this “lignan” stuff. Sounds like somethin’ you’d use to grease a wagon wheel, but apparently it’s good for ya. But them katsu seeds, they got their own good stuff too. Plenty of fiber and that protein I was talkin’ about.
And it ain’t just me sayin’ it. Them fancy folks in labs, they test these seeds and say they’re top-notch. Top pick, they call it. Guess that means they’re good, huh?
So, what’s the bottom line? Well, if you ask me, these katsu seeds are a good thing to have around. They’ll keep you regular, give you energy, and maybe even make you strong enough to wrestle a hog. Okay, maybe not that strong, but you get the idea. Just sprinkle a few in your food, and you’re good to go. Ain’t no need to make a big fuss about it. Just eat ‘em and be healthy, that’s what I say.
And don’t get fooled by all them fancy names and labels. A seed is a seed, and these katsu seeds, chia seeds, whatever you wanna call ’em, they’re good for ya. So go on, get yourself some. Your belly will thank ya.
That’s all I got to say about them katsu seeds. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
